Who Would Spend $186.00 to See Madonna's Confessions Tour? Plenty!
Monday, July 17, 2006

By Rick Grant rickgrant01@comcast.net

At 47, no-talent Madonna has had a remarkable career becoming a pop icon with nothing but her skill at self-promotion and knack for skewering Puritan sexual mores. Now she's out on the road as the number one drawing act at $186.00 a ticket. The nagging question that gives me a headache is: Who are these Madonna fans? Where do they come from? Are there that many morons in America who think Madonna is a great performer or singer?

Yes, this trailer park trash sex kitten is out on tour, humping a pole riding a saddle, simulating masturbation with a Swarovski crystal encrusted disco ball overhead. She sold out the Los Angeles Forum with her million dollar set pieces, seven costume changes, and her personal trainer conditioned body. There must be an epidemic of crack addiction for that many people to pay big bucks to see this aging tramp vamp like a stripper high on meth.

At the LA show celebrities dotted the audience, such as Selma Hayek, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rosie O'Donnell, (well, at lest we know why she is there) and Nicole Richie, who lost so much weight, she went poof and disappeared. Madge makes her entrance wearing her S&M equestrian gear to ride the pole and warble like a sick bluejay. All her sexcapades culminate in her wearing silver handcuffs while images of African children, orphaned by AIDS, flash on the screen. Could simulated sex with a donkey be next as images of starving kids flash on he screen?

Why Madonna is a huge star remains a dark mystery. Clearly, she has millions of fans. But what do they like about her? Is it her common roots or base sexuality? Color me clueless, but I just don't understand how Madonna rose to such lofty heights of celebrity playing the slut. Now when you say Madonna do you mean the sleazy trollop or the mother of Jesus? Now that is sick!